I couldn't.
I don't know if it's from only having 2 hours sleep or if '7 things I'll...' was a bit too much (Or too little. At this point it's all askew) I decided to do a different version of it. A remix if you will.
For those with a whiff of interest into my strange little world, here is a random list of random stuff.
Before I Die I Want To:
- Swim with sharks
- Write more films
- Make a punk/folk record
- Direct a music video
- Meet Ryan Adams
- Slap a celebrity on my 'Celebrity Slap List'
- Shag a celebity on my 'Celebrity Shag List'
- Go to NYC, Utah etc
- Perform stand-up properly
- Own a monkey for a day (Maybe two)
- Design tee-shirts
I Know I Will Never:
- Watch 'Watership Down' again
- Do most of the things in the list above
- Have children
- Get my hardcover 'Dark Knight Returns' back
- Meet Woody Allen
- Drive a car
- Smoke
- Commit myself to someone
- Live to be an old man
- Get tired of my band of brothers
I look for the following things in the opposite sex:
- Creativity
- Humour
- Truth
- Grace
- Good music and film taste
- Nice enough face
I'd be lying if I said I was:
- Flawless
- Good at sports
- A good dancer
- A half-decent singer
- Whitney Houston
- A fan of mobile phones
- Good with technology
I don't believe in the following things:
- Religion
- The British Government
- War (I'd be a bit fucked up if I did)
- Love
- Reality television
- Eric fucking Idle
I fancy the following rich, famous or otherwise people:
- Britney Murphy
- Jessica Alba
- Natalie Portman
- Alex Zane
I wish the following people were still alive:
- Jeff Buckley
- Bill Hicks
- Eliott Smith
- Nick Drake
- Peter Cook
- Granddad
I wish the following people were dead (Or I'd sacrifice any of the following to resurrect any of the above)
**Removed for the sake of karma***
There was more but I got bored.
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