Thursday, May 18, 2006

Three

I blatantly stole this from Ben Baker's blog like some kind of cheeky ideas magpie. I thought it would be fun to do and good to share in space of a 'proper' post.



THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

Christopher

C-Bizzle

Vorpal Spaz-Kendall

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:

My laptop is my girlfriend

It's just a ride

Baron Saladback

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:


Eyes

Hair

I'm stuck

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:


My podgy gut

My nose

My red cheeks

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:


Newcastle

West Midlands

Insecurityville, U.K

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

People forgetting me

Play-Doh

Creative failure

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:


Tea

Notebook/Laptop

Creative Zen

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

Activision 'Dropping the Bomb KABOOM!' top from t-shirts.com

Blue jeans

My Grandfather's old black shoes (Can't wear trainers at work)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:

Ryan Adams

Jeff Buckley

Okkervil River

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:

For Real by Okkervil River

Lover, you should have come over by Jeff Buckley

Once Around the Block by Badly Drawn Boy

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:


Love

Laughter

Truth

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
My favorite t-shirt was ruined in a bizzare drinking accident involving strange brews and a bird table. It was all to impress a girl called Anna.


When I was 19 I was asked to write a short film for Waterstones after saying that I was an older, more experianced writer. It was called 'She looks nicer in September' and it was part of an anthology called 'Butterflies'. It never took off.

I once had sex in a crypt

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:


Eyes

Hair

Lips

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

Writing

Telling stories in crowded rooms to anyone that wants to listen

Wolverhampton


THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:


Kiss someone

Quit my job

Go to America

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:


Writer

Stand-up comic

Zoo keeper

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:

Simplicity

Emma

Lauren

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:


(This is quite tough)

I watch wrestling sometimes

When drunk, I think I'm the greatest thing ever (Or the worst)

When I'm ill I'm OTT

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:


It takes me ages to do my hair and I enjoy playing with it.

I can make a molehill into a mountain.

I love shopping for things to wear on my wrists. I have a draw full of beads, straps and bangles.

(To be fair, these are hardly the actions of a modern woman. Well, maybe the last one is)


THREE CELEB CRUSHES:

Anna Faris

Britney Murphy

Ben Baker

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:


Entertain on a grander scale. Maybe another film or something.

Fall in love for real.

Swim with sharks.

13 comments:

Devil Mood said...

This is cool!
But going to America really dissapointed me..no, no no..
Why is Play-Doh scary?

JM said...

I love Anna Farris too!!!
About Play-doh, this might interest you. Someone came up with the idea to make Play-Doh scented perfume. I don't know what possessed the creator, but when I was a child, I always thought Play-Doh smelled like a person's feet.

lilmammal said...

I absolutely love that Badly Drawn Boy song!

Mimey said...

I have to steal this.

You sound like a chick to me.

DanProject76 said...

I love two of your favourite songs too...

Nobody likes their nose...

Everyone has a podgy gut...

Your t-shirts are skill!

Steve House said...

name 3 reasons living with The Steve rocks.... (or something a bit less egotistical)

She de la Handbag said...

Cool:)

However beware ever actually calling a child Simplicity ... apart from the implications regarding mental status, I have a sneaking suspicion that its also the name of a range of feminine hygiene products ... we're talking a lifetime of hardcore bullying!

Stephanie said...

Re: THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF

Baloney! Your nose is perfect, your cheeks are lovely and don't even talk about having a "podgy gut".

x said...

but noone is going to forget you. ever!

Maja said...

Baron Saladback! I love that name :) I think the bangle thing is pretty lady-like..

missy said...

I want to do this, too! Cute answers!

ben said...

I've put some sex in a box and buried it somewhere within the United Kingdom. First to find it, N-JOI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Christopher D. Bate said...

Is it under the big T? Everything is buried under a big T.

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