Friday, June 30, 2006

"Funny down to earth funky groove monkey"

..That's how I was discribed by a girl in my office.

An office dispute caused one co-worker to drop a pretty swish reference to yours truly:


"CHRIS WILL TELL YOU THAT DEATH RIDES THE 9 AND IF THINGS CONTINUE TO HIT ME IN THE NAPE OF THE NECK, YOU’LL BE JOINING DEATH ON THAT BUS.

THE ONLY GOOD THING FOR YOU IS THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY BE ABLE TO GET ON FOR A HALF-FARE."


..Saw Brian Jonestown Massacre last night.

Man, what can I say? Drunk and droney.

I'm a little bummed about the break up of Sleater-Kinney.

Night out at The Light Bar. I haven't been for a while so it should be nice.

I'm not going to fall over any stools tonight. Promise.

11 comments:

Steve House said...

I told someone they had a face like a flat rugby ball. It's ok they can't understand me and I said it with a smile.

ben said...

I describe you as "DEAD MAN."

Also "GSOH, LIKES WALKS IN THE RAIN, GOOD FOOD, HARD FUCKING"

Sigh. Its no wonder people run away from my comments box...

Stephanie said...

That's a good description :)

Walter said...

I'd kill to be known as a groove monkey.

It suits you, I feel.
You are a funky little monkey of the grooviest grooves.

missy said...

You are a groovy monkey!

DanProject76 said...

Mind those stools!

I assume you don't mean the brown squishy kind...

Devil Mood said...

That's a lot of names to describe you! Can you spare a few? Monkey, perhaps ;)

Blair said...

Chris is Monkey esc in his ways, he threw shit at me the other day!

Brian Jonestown made me sleepy!

p.s YEEEE BOY!

Stephanie said...

I don't think my co-workers have any of those words in my vocabulary. My best office friend just left, and now I have nothing but silly bunnies and boring marrieds.

PS - Barring some major catastrophe, I'm going to see We Are Scientists & Shearwater (2 separate shows) this week. wooooohoooooo!

Christopher D. Bate said...

Steve--Smile and nod. Works worldwide.

Ben--That's because it snaps at people. Personally, I love your box (Giggle)

Stephanie--It's going on my grave stone.

Norton--Thank you, sir. You're damn funky yourself.

Missy--If we ever meet, i hope I won't dissapoint you.

Dan--I hope they didn't mean that!

Blair--I know! It did go on and on didn't it?

Stephanie-- WAS are brilliant. I'd love to see Shearwater but, alas, they have yet to tour here.

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