1. Have you had sex in the last week?
No!!
2. Have you kissed someone in the last 2 weeks?
Yes.
3. Who's the last person you hugged?
I think it was my co-worker Lizzy Liz. I've been blue lately.
5. What is the last thing that you drank?
Some red wine I brought on the cheap. I don't drink so much these days but a glass of Jesus Juice warms me up and levels me out. It also helps me to write and stay focused.
6. Who is the last person you think about at night?
Dracula. Batman. People I lost on the way. Grandpa.
7. Elvis or James Dean?
James Dean couldn't act. Elvis couldn't sing. Can I go with someone else? Bill Hicks.
8. Who is one person you can't stand from high school?
Everyone apart from H, Truman and a few others.
9. What grade did you make in Algebra?
I fell asleep.
10. If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be and why?
Lois Griffin. I don't know. I'm too busy dancing to Interpol. They can join me doing that.
12. Do you like someone right now?
A few as it goes. I never do anything about it. rejection doesn't bother me, disappointment does.
13. What are you doing right now apart from filling out this quiz?
Drinking that wine, keeping an eye out for another attack from my cat and waiting for people to come over.
14. Do you think lesbians are hot?
And slightly tacky. They're like McDonalds. I enjoy it but I feel terribly guilty and unforfilled.
16. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't have what it takes for that stuff.
17. Favorite non alcoholic drink?
Tea!!!
18. If you could have one wish, what would it be ?
To write for a living. Not for fame or fortune but to make people forget their woes for however long they'll let me. I'd also like one of the following women to fall in love with me:
1. Chan Marshall
2. Patience Hodgson
3. Regina Spektor
4. Betty Boop
5. Simplicity Levy.
20. do you know what tofu is?
Is it a kind of gun-toting shark that shoots boats?
21. Have you ever eaten it?
No, but BY THE STARS I HAVE FOUGHT IT!!!!!!
22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
This reminded me of a story that involved a bar, a drunk gay friend and Double Dragon 2. It's mostly unrelated.
23. Have you ever had one?
Owls scare me. I don't conform to your line of questioning, 23.
24. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
I know someone who edited two of his movies. I'm working with him.
25. Do you want to go back to high school?
And kick the bullies and some of the teachers.
26. Who is your worst enemy?
This is almost too easy...
27. If you could go back to one time in your life and change something what would it be?
I wouldn't go to The Beach on that hazy night June 2000.
28. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
Yeah, for the hair and sex tips. It was more for the former.
29. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie crossroads?
Why would I? COME ON!!!
30. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
She doesn't talk to me much.
31. Your favorite color?
Yellow.
32. Paul Walker or Ryan Phillippe?
Paul Walker sucks and Ryan Phillippe sucks too. Woody Allen.
33. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
Christina because she can OH A-AWO-AWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She loves doing that.
34. Smurfs or Carebears?
Funshine Bear.
35. Favorite ex? Why?
X-Com on Ps1.
36. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Whatever.
38. Do you shave your back??
My back isn't hairy. I only started getting a hairy chest last year and that's not that hairy.
39. Have you ever watched porn and thought it was funny?
When i was sick I once watched a porno for the plot because it was the only thing in the player. People critise me for having no concept of plot or structure. I wanted to know who killed that poor actress! How many cases are solved with an orgy involving the chief of police?
40. have you ever flashed someone?
Only my bum. I was once 'mooning' my friend when a policeman tapped me on the shoulder and said: "Could you put that away please, son".
41. Do you love anyone? Who?
My laptop.
42. How many children do you want to have?
None. I'm happy being an Uncle.
45. What religion are you?
I'm into Hickism.
46. How many times a day do you watch the same movie?
I watched Bill Hick's 'Sane Man' three times in one night and 'Death Rides the Nine' about three times. I had to watch the latter that many times because of the screening. Oh, the screening...*sigh* I was so happy there; free hugs drinks and kudos.
47. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
*Meh*
48. What scares you?
Letting myself and guard down again.
49. What makes you happy?
Team Splendid (Blair AKA Dutty Styles, Treacherous Skillz, Coolington), The Fabulous Philly Spicer, Portman, Lizzy Liz, Dominic 'The White Kanye West' Tibbetts, Gaz 'G-Money Viking' Moran') , The Conversational Balloonists, Writing, The Sirs of Sirs (Nick, Matt, Steve, David J, Truman), The Three Amigirls (Linz, Charlie V 2.0, Amy) D.J McNeil, Lester P. Mason (When he's not trying to kill me), Woody Allen, banter-filled movies, Rocky fucking Horror, Ryan David Adams, Sigur Ros, Jinx, back tickles (Been a long time), Dad when he's singing, My Sister and Brother in law, Ellie, Little Jake (I want to buy them toys, toys, toys and be the best Uncle I can be), Calling Nan and Grandpa B, Tea, Aaron the Fragrant Heffman and Orange Wednesdays, Smackdown, Biographies, Brighton, Dirty dance floors and people that go hi, Everyone who comments here (You're all friends and you keep me amused, intrigued and going. I owe you more than you'll know. I want to meet you all), Pro Plus, Threadless, PUNK ROCK, Rowfers (Kick ass trinkets)
50. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
You.
No!!
2. Have you kissed someone in the last 2 weeks?
Yes.
3. Who's the last person you hugged?
I think it was my co-worker Lizzy Liz. I've been blue lately.
5. What is the last thing that you drank?
Some red wine I brought on the cheap. I don't drink so much these days but a glass of Jesus Juice warms me up and levels me out. It also helps me to write and stay focused.
6. Who is the last person you think about at night?
Dracula. Batman. People I lost on the way. Grandpa.
7. Elvis or James Dean?
James Dean couldn't act. Elvis couldn't sing. Can I go with someone else? Bill Hicks.
8. Who is one person you can't stand from high school?
Everyone apart from H, Truman and a few others.
9. What grade did you make in Algebra?
I fell asleep.
10. If you could have sex with one person right now, who would it be and why?
Lois Griffin. I don't know. I'm too busy dancing to Interpol. They can join me doing that.
12. Do you like someone right now?
A few as it goes. I never do anything about it. rejection doesn't bother me, disappointment does.
13. What are you doing right now apart from filling out this quiz?
Drinking that wine, keeping an eye out for another attack from my cat and waiting for people to come over.
14. Do you think lesbians are hot?
And slightly tacky. They're like McDonalds. I enjoy it but I feel terribly guilty and unforfilled.
16. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't have what it takes for that stuff.
17. Favorite non alcoholic drink?
Tea!!!
18. If you could have one wish, what would it be ?
To write for a living. Not for fame or fortune but to make people forget their woes for however long they'll let me. I'd also like one of the following women to fall in love with me:
1. Chan Marshall
2. Patience Hodgson
3. Regina Spektor
4. Betty Boop
5. Simplicity Levy.
20. do you know what tofu is?
Is it a kind of gun-toting shark that shoots boats?
21. Have you ever eaten it?
No, but BY THE STARS I HAVE FOUGHT IT!!!!!!
22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
This reminded me of a story that involved a bar, a drunk gay friend and Double Dragon 2. It's mostly unrelated.
23. Have you ever had one?
Owls scare me. I don't conform to your line of questioning, 23.
24. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
I know someone who edited two of his movies. I'm working with him.
25. Do you want to go back to high school?
And kick the bullies and some of the teachers.
26. Who is your worst enemy?
This is almost too easy...
27. If you could go back to one time in your life and change something what would it be?
I wouldn't go to The Beach on that hazy night June 2000.
28. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
Yeah, for the hair and sex tips. It was more for the former.
29. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie crossroads?
Why would I? COME ON!!!
30. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
She doesn't talk to me much.
31. Your favorite color?
Yellow.
32. Paul Walker or Ryan Phillippe?
Paul Walker sucks and Ryan Phillippe sucks too. Woody Allen.
33. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
Christina because she can OH A-AWO-AWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! She loves doing that.
34. Smurfs or Carebears?
Funshine Bear.
35. Favorite ex? Why?
X-Com on Ps1.
36. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Whatever.
38. Do you shave your back??
My back isn't hairy. I only started getting a hairy chest last year and that's not that hairy.
39. Have you ever watched porn and thought it was funny?
When i was sick I once watched a porno for the plot because it was the only thing in the player. People critise me for having no concept of plot or structure. I wanted to know who killed that poor actress! How many cases are solved with an orgy involving the chief of police?
40. have you ever flashed someone?
Only my bum. I was once 'mooning' my friend when a policeman tapped me on the shoulder and said: "Could you put that away please, son".
41. Do you love anyone? Who?
My laptop.
42. How many children do you want to have?
None. I'm happy being an Uncle.
45. What religion are you?
I'm into Hickism.
46. How many times a day do you watch the same movie?
I watched Bill Hick's 'Sane Man' three times in one night and 'Death Rides the Nine' about three times. I had to watch the latter that many times because of the screening. Oh, the screening...*sigh* I was so happy there; free hugs drinks and kudos.
47. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
*Meh*
48. What scares you?
Letting myself and guard down again.
49. What makes you happy?
Team Splendid (Blair AKA Dutty Styles, Treacherous Skillz, Coolington), The Fabulous Philly Spicer, Portman, Lizzy Liz, Dominic 'The White Kanye West' Tibbetts, Gaz 'G-Money Viking' Moran') , The Conversational Balloonists, Writing, The Sirs of Sirs (Nick, Matt, Steve, David J, Truman), The Three Amigirls (Linz, Charlie V 2.0, Amy) D.J McNeil, Lester P. Mason (When he's not trying to kill me), Woody Allen, banter-filled movies, Rocky fucking Horror, Ryan David Adams, Sigur Ros, Jinx, back tickles (Been a long time), Dad when he's singing, My Sister and Brother in law, Ellie, Little Jake (I want to buy them toys, toys, toys and be the best Uncle I can be), Calling Nan and Grandpa B, Tea, Aaron the Fragrant Heffman and Orange Wednesdays, Smackdown, Biographies, Brighton, Dirty dance floors and people that go hi, Everyone who comments here (You're all friends and you keep me amused, intrigued and going. I owe you more than you'll know. I want to meet you all), Pro Plus, Threadless, PUNK ROCK, Rowfers (Kick ass trinkets)
50. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
You.
10 comments:
You always make these so entertaining...I'm afraid I can't follow up this act :)
Oh, if only it was the time of day for wine here :( Counting the hours 'til it is. Is that so wrong?
Where was question number 19?
I have to leave it blank in my version.
Reprezentin' fo tha splendid!
Bringing Hot stylez thru!
Not only did i dance to Concrete Schoolyard by Jurassic 5, but i also danced to Tiffany's i think were alone now, amazing that 1 night could hold so much controversy. Thanks for the laughs Bizzbomb
Stephanie--No. I had some wine the second I stepped through the door. It would have been quicker than that if I'd had a butler.
Dan--I only noticed it was missing when you mentioned it. Maybe someone killed question 19
Blair--It was an awesome time. I'm really tired from it. the dancing was the highlight. Rocking the 'Mac, Tiffany and ELO. Thanks for coming.
Very amusing, Christopher Bate. I would likely have stopped reasding by #6 if this was anyone else's blog,...but yours are just so silly (in a good way).
I love that you were able to say that you are now working with the guy who has edited Adam Sandler movies. Very cool.
(And...your bed is getting crowded with all of us in it ;)
This was fun :)
I really liked your philosophical 'It's not rejection that worries me, it's dissapointment'...ABSOLUTELY!
Ah Chan Marshall :) I read that she's going to be a model for Chanel..oh no..
there are so many questions i wouldn't be able to answer here. i'm jumping on the bed along with everybody else. xx
Tea!!!
I think I love you.
Yup.
I love you too.
Tofu is actually soya beancurd! I think you know that :P
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