These are the various concerns of a Witch..
- Badly made broomsticks
- Crack in a gingerbread house
- No wifi in the same said house
- No Eye of Newt
- No Toe of Frog
- No Children to trick and then boil
- Water (depends on the Witch)
- Being misrepresented in 'The Blair Witch Project'
- Warts
- Lack of black cats
- Cauldron malfunction
- Lack of pointy hats
- Someone saying "Witchcraft? More like BITCHcraft!"
- Warts
- Someone saying "I've got 99 problems but a WITCH ain't one"
- Traffic wardens
- Bitch Bingo
- The state of the Euro
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