FREE SNAKES!

It's SNAKE WEEK here at The Christopher Bate Propaganda and we are continuing the celebrations of all things slithery, with a MEGA COMPETITION!

We're giving away a BASKET OF SNAKES to one lucky reader! Yes, you read that right, you could be the proud owner of a whole shitload of asps, adders and vipers and all you have to do is answer the following question:

In the film, Snakes Take a Train, what was the route that the Adder Family took to meet their ailing grandparent?

Was it:

a) Leicester to Leeds Express
b) Twickenham to Derby 
c) Lincoln to Cornwall.

Send your answers on an email, complete with all the appropriate e-stamps, to:

Christopher Bate
At
Email
Dot
The Internet
UK, England

Winners will be announced when the moon hangs crescent in the sky on April 15th.

Please be sure to mark your entry with: 'GIMME SNAKES' so we know which competition you are entering. (We are currently running another competition but it's a troublesome affair)

GOOD LUCK AND MAKE THE SNAKES BE WITH YOU!

Please note: These bloody snakes are packaged in a humane way, with plenty of room for them to move about. We do not take any responsibility for any tangled or knotted snakes. We cannot also claim any responsibility for any missing snakes, any dead mice or any injury caused by these beasts either in transit or in your dwelling.