Saturday, December 16, 2017

Patch Notes 1.38

Fixed an issue where Christopher would leave clothes on the floor. When prompted, he will put things away correctly, avoiding an access of uncoupled socks.

Christopher will now stutter significantly less in social situations.

Fixed a bug where Christopher will apologise to every commuter that bumps into him. This also feeds in to justifying any life decision or non-selfish need.

As an addition to this, ‘Agony Uncle Mode’ has been turned off.

Added more enthusiasm for writing and creating, with less of a focus on work.

Stabilised glitching when Christopher has to communicate with idiots. He will now simply turn heel and walk away rather than engaging further.

New location added - Kings Heath

Friendship circle added - ‘The Sirs Of Sirs’

Fixed a significant issue where Christopher would get fat if he ate unhealthy food. He will now crave a salad or opt for something with lower calories.

Christopher will now go to the pub after work 50% less.

Christopher will no longer go to company parties as they are full of people in suits, awkwardly gyrating to ‘Blurred Lines’

The ‘Steps Per Day’ challenge has now been moved to 9000. 


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