Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Wise Words #1

My wise old Uncle Ely once said to me:

"Christopher, live a long and prosperous life
Fill it with happy memories of happy times
but never eat fruit from the cancer tree"

7 comments:

Blog ho said...

how did he die?

Christopher D. Bate said...

He choked on his own morals.

Simon Downes said...

he must have been supple.

Christopher D. Bate said...

My friend had a gander at my blog and asked if I was feeling okay. He seeemed really concerned.

LeperColony said...

I can see why he would be. You're related to someone who thinks cancer grows on trees. Insanity is inheritable.

Christopher D. Bate said...

He also believed in something called 'God'. He was crazy.

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