Thursday, June 15, 2006

Dreams and Summer Madness

Isn't it awkward when you have a kinky dream about someone you work with? Has that ever happened to you? I can't look at this girl without blushing.

Maybe I should say: "About last night; I had a great time but we both know it was a big sexy mistake. I mean, you have your guy to consider and I have my, uh, sock monkey. Feel free to pop into my dreams anytime as a platonic cameo role. I'll call you. Maybe we can fight pirates or zombies together sometime.."

I think I'll just ride it out and forget about it. Life is complicated enough, you know?

**STOP PRESS**
In a strange twist, the ladies on my team (Dream girl included) have voted me SEXIEST TEAM MEMBER!

I've got a certificate and everything! I've checked that it's not sarcasm or some kind of jibe.
There must be something in the water...

Oh, there's this for people who like plotless word-fests



14 comments:

Tim said...

nice! Did you get a magazine cover story too?

Unknown said...

I actually had a minor crush on one of my bosses after I had a sexy dream about him.

Thank god he ended up gaining 50 lbs and convincing me he was NOT worth it. ;p

Cathy said...

well; do you like this girl?...I think she likes you.

I have had such dreams; very weird.

ben said...

Christopher Bate /
Christopher Bate /
Average Face and /
Average Weight /
But check out that hair /
He's a man of a bear /
and I want some of that /
tonight /
Ungh.

("Get Down Christopher Bate" - Bamboo Dreams, 1982, No.37)

Devil Mood said...

Ooh, congratulations sexy!
I've had dreams like those and I try to avoid the person the next day at all costs because it's really awkward!! Maybe you should try that approach :)

Maja said...

Oh yes I've had dreams like that about girls and boys and it's all just a bit disturbing sometimes.. cause sometimes they're people I don't even like!

Congratulations SEXIEST TEAM MEMBER! (haha.. member..rude)

Christopher D. Bate said...

Tim--Maybe the cover of 'believe it or not' magazine!

Maddy--Small mercies, huh? Lester and I have a creative and professional relationship. I should get him to blog sometime.

Trix--It's bad, isn't it? This girl is kind of quiet and unassuming but in the dream...EEK!
I'll say no more...

Curare Z--That would make for a horrible dream. All my bosses are old, haggered women who never smile.

Cathy--Typically, she's with someone. That's my luck!

Ben--I'm going to make that album. Do you wanna produce? You could be on cow bell and vibes.

Devil Mood--I sit right opposite! I couldn't escape!

Maja--I've had dreams about bloggers which is strange. One recent blogger dream involved me travelling around in a van solving mysteries with Corinna.

Louise said...

I had a dream I slept with someone at work. I am now pleased to report I live with him.

ben said...

I am unemployed, therefore all my dreams come true. Although I do exclusively dream about surfing the internet, playing with plastic blue cats and eating gingerbread men.

x said...

i've never had sexy dreams with co-workers, thank god. they looked awful 99% of them. And now i work at home, but i do dream about my computer in compromising positions.
yay for the certificate, it's so much better when these things become official.

Red Hot Sexy Papa said...

I have a competition eh? LOL!

Christopher D. Bate said...

Loo--Bonus!

Ben--To which you do well. Stick it to the man, Ben...or stick it in a man, whichever you prefer.

Day--We used to but I think it's evolved. Either that or I've been using it in the wrong context

*UPDATE*

I've been using it in the wrong context.

My sexy dreams are always blurry. I'm my own spoilsport.


Chloe--I rarely dream of co-workers thankfully.

Papa--You should judge the next one!

Stephanie said...

Much better than the most recent dream I remember - I had a kid with a Famous Rock Star and I was playing in a band at a children's pool party.

I've had a sexy dream about a co-worker. We were also very good friends, so I was able to tell him - his reaction was most excellent.

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