Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Anyone..

...got any first date tips? Little birds need to know.

18 comments:

JM said...

Hi, good luck on the first date.
Wear fresh underwear, you never know!!!

Cindy-Lou said...

Gum, Altoids, something. Anything.

Walter said...

Ask questions, listen, and finid everything they say interesting.

Don't offer to pay for dinner; do buy drinks; don't ask for another date... just say "This was really nice" and see if they offer.

Er... try clubbing them over the head with a big piece of wood?

Dance!
Dance!
Dance!

Good luck to the "little bird" wanting to know!

Mimey said...

Brush your teeth.

JonSheridan said...

DO be yourself, talk and listen, relax and enjoy!

DON'T piss on her. I can't stress that enough...

Louise said...

Listen, be yourself and smell nice.

Gretta James said...

I can give you the don'ts this is actually taken from some of the dates I have been on - seriously I've been on some funny ones...

1. Don't start practising your golf swing while ordering a drink at the bar.

2. Don't talk about how you did it twice in 1 night with a 1 night stand it doesn't go down well.

3. Don't start telling her about all of your families problems on the 3rd date this maybe acceptable but not on the 1st.

4. Don't take her to field full of sheeps - picnics are romantic but not when you have to sit in shit and hide from sheep.

Devil Mood said...

ooooohhh :) itchy toes and all that! :)
I have no tips, just be yourself, she'll love you hehe
Yeah, I know people don't like this sort of advice but it's really the best one. Alright, just another thing: appear confident, that works :)
Good luck!

Admin said...

BE REAL!! be yourself! don't try.

kimberlina said...

i look for sincerity and people who smile with their eyes. smelling good helps. being nervous is ok, it's cute. but always being willing to smile about any sort of silliness is a plus in my book.

Simon Downes said...

first date tips? yes, take loads of condoms and be sure to tell your date at the earliest opportunity that you have a lot of condoms.

Steve House said...

jump up and down while waving a handkerchief.

Everyone loves morris dancers

missy said...

Smile :-)

DanProject76 said...

I agree with Mr Norton's post apart form the hitting with wood bit.

DO split your time between talking and listening...

DON'T give your entire life history out...

DO be like you are on your blog and you cannot fail to impress...

DON'T mention the evil bitch troll ex.

sophie said...

you are going on a date?

Wow!!!!

Take her to a music shop.

buy her flowers off the street
vendors. Or little corner
store.

Christopher D. Bate said...

Thanks, each and all for the advice and stuff. this is fairly scary territory for me.

She de la Handbag said...

Am I too late?? If not then good luck and remember to be yourself, flirt enough to let her know you are interested but not so much that she thinks you are desperate, and make sure your bedroom is in a suitable state for entertaining a 'lady-friend';)

If the date has already happened then ... how did it go??

Fingers crossed:)

zuzula said...

ooohh exciting! if I'm not too late, be calm, be friendly, be drunk and make sure you order a dinner that's easy to eat without making a mess and not laden with garlic ;)

if I am too late... how did it go?

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