Celebrity Gossip magazines really grieve me. I know a girl who buys them by the truck load and reads out what she thinks is an interesting article ("Madonna's had a new tree in her back garden. It's a designer one that blossoms expensive ear-rings").
I had a gander at Hello/OK/Scoop or whatever it was and scanned article after article of pointless, inane garbage.
Why do we have a fascination with the day to day lives of those richer than us?
I can understand rock biographies and those interested in people that create but these mags are just baffling.
"Brad Pitt spotted whistling"
"Justin Timberlake has a meal just like a normal person"
"Britney walks past butchers"
"50 Cent buys a pair of shoes"
WHO CARES?!
The one that got to me the most was a story on Jade Goody's new boyfriend. Jade, for those of you who have the joy of having never heard/seen her, is an ex-Big Brother contestant from a few years ago. Somehow she has managed to stay 'famous' by doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Who care's if she has a new boyfriend? What possible use is that information to anyone?
What next?
FRONT COVER:
"(INSERT 'CELEBRITY') completes Streetfighter 2 on the HARDEST setting: See inside for 56 pages of pictures"
"I've got a new shed- Tom Cruise shows us where he hangs his shears and keeps his hammers."
"I fucked someone this weekend and I have no intention of calling them - Robbie Williams"
Rubbish.
7 comments:
I read them for the clevage. Which is to say I don't read them at all but look at the fine, fine pics.
There is a lot of clevage and plush sofas. I don't know what's more erotic.
vibrating plush sofas?
Leather is good.
Bleugh!
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