Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Dear Couples..


You can bleat on about great it is to be 'with' someone and hearts and hearts and hearts but I don't want to subscribe to your magazine..

Finding someone is way down on my list of 'To Do's'

- Work on Bent Soul

- Help with DRTN

- Work on whatever

-Read Blogs

-Feed cat

-Play with band

-Sleep

-Play Smackdown 2007

-Drink tea

-Listen to music and dance around

-Find the Holy Grail

-Buy various hats


I could go on and on and on.

I'm sure you get me. Just because it's winter it doesn't mean I want to cosy up with someone..










...I totally do

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

drinking tea should be at the top of everyones to do list. I've taken this friday off work just so I can sit about indulging in the brown stuff (tea).

JM said...

Yeah, I hate Valentine's Day, but deep down inside I wish I had someone to send a card to.

Devil Mood said...

lol that was sweet! :)
I agree, I think that is even lower on my list of priorities. But..there's always a little wish deep down.

Gretta James said...

lol I was like saying the whole way down. You go boy. And then the last line and I got you completely ;)!!

Gretta x

DanProject76 said...

So you do really?

Like Mister Life Is Cock said, tea is essential. And even better when made by someone who gets out of bed in the morning to make it and then brings it back to you still all snuggly and warm...

Sorry. I hated couples when I hwas on my singularity marathon.

Still, there's always masturbation.

Anonymous said...

what?! feed cats is #5? man, poor kitties. speaking of - how many do you have?

sometimes cozying up is rather nice. and sometimes, it can be rather frustrating and space-invading (and not in the fun video game way).

Anonymous said...

Please show us your "various hats"

zuzula said...

spot on.

ben said...

Just like my list, with minor changes to the romance parts and added in 'stabbing a man'. Especially if that man is Alex Zane.

Ahem. Sorry. I know you loooooove him. I just want to be loved. By Sarah Cawood. NOW.

Blair said...

You will Taste man flesh!

Cindy-Lou said...

Isn't it always winter there?

Christopher D. Bate said...

Si--Tea is always good. If only more of these supposed rock stars drank more of it...I have absolutely no idea where I'm going with this

Angel Jr--Me too. I once sent one to myself when I was a kid. Perhaps I should do it again.

Devil Mood--The post came from a random and unproductive day where all I wanted to do was be at home, drinking tea, petting my cat and watching old movies where people always have someting witty and winning to say.

Gretta--You feel it to? Mind you, your love life is way more exciting than mine. Things always seem to be happening with you! I'm jealous :)

Dan--Any more of that habit and I may have to marry myself :) I kid. I 'm not really after someone to romp with, just someone to entertain, make laugh and put on silly impromtu plays. You know, like the old days..

Kimbelina--It's not in order, well, not really. The cat is always fed. She eats better than I do. Her food always smells so nice...

Vesper--Hell yeah! I'll back track when I trick someone into liking me though

Loo--Seriously, I have loads. Now that you've mentioned it, perhaps a 'Hat' post is in order.

Zuzula--We should form some kind of club.

Ben--Ah, Alex Zane. The man I would 'go gay' for. You know, him fronting any old tat has ruined all his chances. That and the fact that, for better or worse, I'm into women.

Cawood still does it for me. I remember 'feeling funny' watching her back in the day.

Blair--I can't believe you crow-barred that line in! LOTR rules, sir.

Trix--I don't have it in me. I'm not like that. It's so UGH and false.

Cindy--Yes. Now go and enjoy your good weather and your clear skies. :)

Devil Mood said...

Oh :) I didn't know you had days like that, but it's nice to know. :)

sophie said...

awwwwwwwwwwww

my mind wants to but my
heart is just being such
a total dweeb.

zuzula said...

knowing my luck everyone in our club would pair off and I'd be there on my own... but I wouldn't care because I'd be dancing round my cup of tea, yeah!

Christopher D. Bate said...

Sophie--I think you've just summed up my position. I'm a total dweeb full stop.

Zuzula--maybe, but your priorities are far better :)

zuzula said...

LOL - you can join my mad tea dance if you like :)

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