APRIL ENTERTAINMENT AT THE CIVIC

Book now for the following events!

• SORRY IT'S TERMINAL - (Gloomy hardcore punk band. Album 'Bad News, I'm Afraid' is out now)
• ALL PUNS BLAZING - South coast hip-hop.
• ANUS - (German death metal troupe. Features live biscuit eating)
• GUNSHOT INEVITABLE - (Irritating pap-rap. Features DJ Chimpy McChimp. Bring Bandanas and bananas)
• THE HISSY FITS - (Angry girl punk. No men allowed)
• THE BLACK JACKS - (5 Jacks. All Black. All rock!!)
• CARLOS FIGURINE AND THE UPTOWN MOTOWN DOWNTOWN RAG TIME TRIO - (Confusing parrot jazz)
• MALLOW TWEED - (Like Jamie Cullum but with wooden eyes)
• THE BROKEN BEATLES - (Modern day Beatles tribute)
• THE GENERICS - (Fad orientated, NME-hyped indie band who won't be around in 12 months time.)
• GREEDO SHOOTS FIRST - (Star Wars influenced ska punk direct from BIG AMERICA)
• STEVE AND THE STEVES - (Remember the 80's? Steve does! Let him entertain you. Show contains partial nudity and name dropping.)
• OH, SUCH QUIRKY TIMES! - (Old fashioned variety for the oldies, hosted by 'When Trousers Fall down' presenter Bobby Heartless. Features Old Vic and The Creams, Pragmatic Charlie and the sounds of a hammond organ)
• LESLIE KLAY - (Popular comedian and star of 'Variety Nights' and 'That Leslie Klay Thing' brings his oft quoted and generic observations to the Civic. get ready to say 'Pitta Bread?' and other hackneyed cock-phrases like the sheep you are. Features a horse.)
• YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! - (Cheerful religious propaganda show. Contains nuts)