...Would be the teenage Micheal Jackson's reaction if I were to go back in time and show him pictures of what he looks like now.
"Jeepers, Mister! I'm a monster!" he would cry
"Not only that but you will allegedly have a thing for kids but hey, don't worry, you'll be rich and famous enough to get away with it. Just wave at the cameras a lot and keep wearing that medical mask. It helps to keep your nose on your face. Chow for now, future freak!"
I would also go back in time and thump a young Vin Diesel. Just for kicks.
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