Like Garfield, I too hate Mondays but I love coffee.
I want to invent a strong, caffine loaded beverage especially for the Monday Malaise.
I shall call it 'Moffee'
I'm going to call Starbucks and Costa now. I'm preparing myself for the inevitable bidding war.
Imagine:
-Give me a steaming hot cup of instant feel good Moffee, please?
-Do you want Pro-Plus on the top or marshmallows?
-Heap me up some Pro-Plus.
-Wafer?
-Hell yes.
-That'll be five of your pounds please.
-Worth every penny.
When it sells, and it will, I shall buy you all big yachts.
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