Monday, September 19, 2005

Ahh, Mondays!

Like Garfield, I too hate Mondays but I love coffee.

I want to invent a strong, caffine loaded beverage especially for the Monday Malaise.


I shall call it 'Moffee'


I'm going to call Starbucks and Costa now. I'm preparing myself for the inevitable bidding war.

Imagine:

-Give me a steaming hot cup of instant feel good Moffee, please?

-Do you want Pro-Plus on the top or marshmallows?

-Heap me up some Pro-Plus.

-Wafer?

-Hell yes.

-That'll be five of your pounds please.

-Worth every penny.


When it sells, and it will, I shall buy you all big yachts.
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