Go-Kart Propaganda

This picture was taken before we had a bash at Go-Karting. Bash was the perfect word. I was more terrible than I feared I would be. I managed to crash three times and help cause the early retirement of two other drivers. I wiped out so badly on my third and final crash that my kart ended up on top of my my friend Lee's car. Me and driving do not mix.
The staff said that my driving was both 'terrible and dangerous'. I didn't race with the others in the second race and because of that there were no crashes. The staff must have breathed a hearty sign of relief with that news.
I'm a jinx it seems.

Here is me spending my lunch time filling the ears of those around me with the warm and joyfull sound of BAGUETTE JAZZ.

Another day at the office

Help Please

Settle an arguement between Blair and myself...Who would win in a fight between a large squid and a Tiger shark?

Banter 01

Me: Look at the bruise I got from giving blood! Look at it! It's massive.

Blair: Dude, that's dirt.

Give Blood

Today I am doing a good deed and donating some of my red life water to the NBS (National Blood Service).
My appointment was supposed to be at 11am but they decided to leave it until later this afternoon as I hadn't had enough to eat. Apparently, a packet of cheese and onion 'Potato Heads' and a cup of rank vending machine coffee do not count as a proper breakfast. They did a few tests beforehand and asked me a few questions.


Have you had any tattoo's or piercings in the last few months?

No.

Have you ever injected illegal substances into your body?

No.

Have you ever recieved drugs or money in exchange for sex?

No.

Have you ever had anal or oral intercourse with another man?

No.

Then it dawned on me. I'm pretty boring.

I've got to get vamped in just under an hour. I'll blog it up if anything remotely stupid happens. It's likely. I tend to make stupid jokes and do stupid things when I'm nervous.

I suppose that explains this blog.

Arrival

Juliet, the pigeon that lives on the window ledge of my office (See Post 'Love On The Ledge' for more) has given birth to a healthy baby egg.
No name as yet. We got her a card.
She seemed chuffed.