I'm annoyed that such an amazing new machine can be so shitty. I used to play games loaded from cassettes with less gliches and faults than the Xbox 360. I was trying to get into video games and embrace something supposedly 'cool' but what I wasted my cash on was a glorified white doorstop.
I wish I could do this:
It looks like Johnny Five's face but is 96% less entertaining.
Thanks, Microsoft for selling me yet another inferior, over-priced shoddy product. If you brought a luxury hammock with the money I paid the XBollocx 360, Mr Gates, I hope you have either a) a shitty relax on it or b) A gust of wind flings you into the sea.
The future is yesterday.